What is Your Cheese Horoscope?

Horoscopes have been around for hundreds of years. They can represent the positions of the sun, moon, planets, and even the exact time of your birth. But have you ever wondered if you were a cheese which one would you be? Find your inner cheddar with our cheese Zodiac. Are you smooth or spicy, bold or mild, scroll down to discover your cheese horoscope!

 

 

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Highly competitive and always up for a challenge, Aries constantly strives to win! Bold by nature with an ambitious drive, nothing fazes or gets in the way of what this fire sign wants to achieve.

EXTRA SHARP CHEDDAR: BOLD & AMBITIOUS

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

No one knows how to luxuriate like a Taurus. This grounded earth sign is an expert of relaxation that enjoys life's simple pleasures. While this sign can be stubborn and hard headed like its animal counterpart, Taurus are also very loyal.

ALPINE CHEDDAR: DECADENT & LUXURIOUS

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Always busy, outgoing Gemini is constantly on the move and has an appetite for curiosity. This sign is a social butterfly that is hardworking, intelligent and perceptive.

MILD CHEDDAR: CONSISTENT & HARDWORKING

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Like its animal counterpart, fiercely protective of itself, it takes a lot to get through a Cancer sign's shell. Highly intuitive, sensitive and nurturing Cancer takes time to open up but once befriended they are highly trustworthy.

FARMHOUSE RESERVE: INTUITIVE & TRUSTWORTHY

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Nobody loves a Leo sign quite like themselves. Yes, they may be a bit dramatic and overly confident but their fire and passion make Leos natural leaders that never shy away from the spotlight. 

PEPPER JACK: FIERY & DRAMATIC

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Highly organized and efficient, this deeply-rooted earth sign is known for being a perfectionist. While they tend to be shy at first, Virgo's loyalty and stability makes for excellent friendship.

VERMONT SHARP: DEEP ROOTS & TIME-HONORED

Libra (September 23 – October 22) 

The Libra sign, as you could probably guess, is all about balance in every aspect of life and is represented in its scales. Naturally they seek justice, peace and harmony in all things, especially their relationships.

WHITE OAK: BALANCED & HARMONIC

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Brave and often thought to have psychic abilities is the elusive Scorpio. This is a mysterious sign that has an intense and complicated character. They are independent but also thrive off of other people's emotions.

SERIOUSLY SHARP: COMPLICATED & DYNAMIC

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Do you have an adventurous, passionate, free spirit in your life? Chances are they're a Sagittarius. This spicy fire sign is a born seeker that enjoys intellectual pursuits and dislikes playing by the rules.

HABANERO: BLAZING & ADVENTUROUS

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Relentlessly determined, Capricorns are represented by the sea-goat and are known for being goal oriented. Their patience over time and discipline make them a loyal partner as well as friend.

5 YEAR CHEDDAR: TIME & PERSISTENCEAquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You might think that Aquarius is a water sign because it's shown as the water bearer but it is actually an air sign. Aquarius are known for their clever and innovative minds. They are rebellious free thinkers that do not like being told what to do.

NY VINTAGE: INNOVATIVE & REVOLUTIONARY

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Deeply in tune with not only their emotions but others as well, intuitive Pisces is the last sign in the Zodiac. They are gentle and have a duality to them represented by the two fish. 

MONTEREY JACK: SMOOTH & INTUITIVE